Sony Footage Hires Kim Jong-Un To Direct, Star In Spider-Man three

Men's Print Yoda Disney Short Sleeve T ShirtsIn a stunning transfer, Sony Pictures Entertainment has employed North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to direct and star within the Superb Spider-Man three, the most recent sequel within the movie studio’s superhero franchise. “We at Sony are delighted to be working with such a proficient, visionary, and handsome individual as Kim Jong-un,” said Sony spokesbot Millard Cappistonic. “The ideas he will convey to the following Spider-Man are extraordinary and should revolutionize film as we know it. Wars And did we point out that he is handsome?”

In response to Hollywood insiders, the story for the next Spider-Man movie — which shall be recognized because the Wonderful Revered Comrade and Supreme Chief Spider-Man — will contain hero Peter Parker (played by Jong-un) swiftly rising to the position of All-Powerful Commander of the previous United States after which teaming up with Kim Jong-un (played by Jong-un, in a dual function) to destroy their capitalist enemies. “It’s certainly a different take on the Spider-Man legend,” explains fanboy Roland Wisetully, who read a leaked on-line version of the script.

Men’s Lego Kylo Ren Cape Custom Long Sleeve Tee Shirt(SPOILER ALERT!) Spider-Man kills Gwen Stacy as a traitor “for all ages” as a result of she was planning some type of coup although that coup isn’t defined. Also, Spider-Man’s costume is de facto just type of a military uniform with the phrase “webs” written on it. And roughly half the script depicts North Korean women weeping and fainting at the sight of Spider-Man while Seth Rogen and James Franco are pistol-whipped. To be honest, it doesn’t precisely fit into the Marvel universe, but it surely does sound higher than The Wonderful Spider-Man 2.

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